


It’s just two stoned mates going at it - nothing to see here, to be quite honest.

The spliffs they found in a jar have been sitting there for god knows how long. They found a secret hideout and a grow lab. They’re kissing again, but I’m pretty sure it’s just the weed. One little detail I appreciate: you can shoot the infected and blood comes out of them. Now to dig into the mechanics a little bit. So we just came across some humans infected by the cordyceps virus. There was something in a conversation earlier about a kiss they shared during the winter dance, but who among us hasn’t kissed their friend after too many mulled wines? Just gals being pals. She’s riding on patrol with her friend, Dina. Ellie is cool - she learned from the best, after all.

Should have had him smashing out some Slayer to keep him in character. Hold up - what is this shit? Pearl Jam? My man doesn't eat jam or like pearls and everyone knows it. Now we’re riding into Jackson and I’m playing as Joel! This is amazing! I hope nothing happens to him. The Last of Us Part 2 opens with Joel admitting his heroism: “I saved her,” he says, correctly. That’s not kidnapping, that’s just being a good, self-appointed apocalypse dad. Who will be his new daughter if he lets Ellie die here? Exactly.Įllie is 14 years old in The Last of Us - she doesn’t understand the world and Joel is well within his rights to murder all of the good guys and steal her choice away from her. As I previously established, Joel’s real daughter is dead. These disgusting surgeons want to fashion a cure from Ellie to save the world, but there’s a catch: the surgery will kill her. Some people paint Joel as a villain, due to the fact he guns down loads of doctors at the end of the original game.
